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| I got bored at home and look what I found! A bunch of completely random crap! Enjoy!
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin Look-alike contest.
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot Sink into quicksand.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane
In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears flow
If you told someone that they were one in a million, you'd be saying there were 1,800 of them in China
One million $1 bills weighs 1 ton
In 50 million years, it is likely that Mars will have a ring around it.
Little more than half of the people living in the U.S. would rather fold,than wad their toilet paper.
4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.
Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.
A donkey will sink in quick sand, while a mule will not.
A can of SPAMâ„¢ is opened every 4 seconds.
2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body it could squirt blood 30 feet! (Now all those bloody anime's make sense!)
Banging your head off a wall uses 150 calories an hour!
If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Of Course, I'll save the best for last...
Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names
The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.
In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
I love that last one...
~Mr. Kyle
.:EDIT:. Sorry guys about the font thing. I had to copy and paste all of these cause I didn't tale them all from the list...
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| This will explain the last post...
SuperSackyHack: i have to tell u about the tomahawk
Fednando Teh 1st: ooo!
Fednando Teh 1st: what?
SuperSackyHack: ok
SuperSackyHack: yesterday i get a call from christina if i wanna go
with her and grant to get food then watch movies at her place
SuperSackyHack: so first we go out for chinese food
Fednando Teh 1st: mmhmm
SuperSackyHack: and for some reason we start talking about native americans
SuperSackyHack: so it winds up her friend (whos from her ballet school ) is coming to visit us at the restarunt
SuperSackyHack: so she's like "kyle we should stop talking about this bacause his dad is native american"
SuperSackyHack: so i was like yeah, "i wouldnt wanna get a tomahawk in my head"
Fednando Teh 1st: lmao
SuperSackyHack: my point exactly
~Mr. Kyle
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| Tomahawk...nuff said...
~Mr. Kyle
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| sunny d light 03: the whole version of passion has leaked out
sunny d light 03: ugh...
SuperSackyHack: hjxd
sunny d light 03: i wanna dl it
sunny d light 03: but i also dont want to at the same time
sunny d light 03: i heard the clip
sunny d light 03: its a really good song
sunny d light 03: damn these urges
SuperSackyHack: i'm not gonna do it
sunny d light 03: yea same!
sunny d light 03: i am strong!!!!!!1
sunny d light 03: 
sunny d light 03: lol
SuperSackyHack: i am kyle!!!!!!
SuperSackyHack: 
SuperSackyHack: lol
sunny d light 03: I AM THE CURRY!!11!one!!!!!!one1!!1one!!!one!!!11
SuperSackyHack: I AM THE.....
SuperSackyHack: what the hell am i?
sunny d light 03: uh...
SuperSackyHack: damnit....i wanna food that racially represents me!!!!!
sunny d light 03: ummm...
sunny d light 03: pot??
Anybody else got any suggestions???
~Mr. Kyle
.:EDIT:.
Just a little bit of what conversation between me and Brockett sound like:
Soccaplaya15SSA: when do we sign up for soccer
SuperSackyHack: decemberish
SuperSackyHack: i think
Soccaplaya15SSA: word cuz im all over the lopez coach thing
SuperSackyHack: yeah
SuperSackyHack: hes fun
SuperSackyHack: not really the best in the world
SuperSackyHack: but fun
Soccaplaya15SSA: and thats all that matters
SuperSackyHack: amen
Soccaplaya15SSA: we should come up with a name though
SuperSackyHack: i likes menstral period
Soccaplaya15SSA: what if we're not red but sky blue, then we'd be one fucked up menstral period
SuperSackyHack: nah
SuperSackyHack: thats why god made food coloring
SuperSackyHack: and super hormones
Soccaplaya15SSA: id make mine look like scrambled eggs that would be amazing
Soccaplaya15SSA: id look forward to that every month
SuperSackyHack: wow
SuperSackyHack: m-a-zing
Soccaplaya15SSA: like the candy you have to do a backflip for
Soccaplaya15SSA: if i could eat chocolate i wouldnt eat that candy id be like im not flipping for you and then grap a twix
Soccaplaya15SSA: grab
SuperSackyHack: the funny thing is that i'd do the same thing
Soccaplaya15SSA: im not flipping for candy i dont like candy that judges
SuperSackyHack: i dont like judges period
SuperSackyHack: their like lawyers but biast
Soccaplaya15SSA: and old
Soccaplaya15SSA: no one likes saggy people
SuperSackyHack: mmHmm
SuperSackyHack: its like watching mushed jello trying to walk
Soccaplaya15SSA: seriously
Soccaplaya15SSA: i want some jello
SuperSackyHack: u ever had the one make with seltzer instead of water?
SuperSackyHack: mouth watering...
Soccaplaya15SSA: no but that sounds exciting
SuperSackyHack: try it
Soccaplaya15SSA: i will ill probably kill someone though thats just too ingenious
SuperSackyHack: haha
Soccaplaya15SSA: this is so awesome
SuperSackyHack: my mom used to make it all the time
Soccaplaya15SSA: wait can you boil seltzer water
SuperSackyHack: dont think so
SuperSackyHack: brb
SuperSackyHack: i got it!!!!!
SuperSackyHack: u know how u have to boil the water then mix the stuff then add cold water?
Soccaplaya15SSA: yea
SuperSackyHack: replace the cold water with the seltzer
Soccaplaya15SSA: o got it
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